Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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