No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
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