i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
4 words: hood of his car
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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