the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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