kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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