ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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