There was a lot of him and a little penis
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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