Someone shit on the floor
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Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
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Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
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