One girl and one boy is just not enough.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
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