I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
Just pee around me
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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