Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
lets start a swedish sibling band together
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
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