Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
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