I seem to have left my pride at pride
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
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