Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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