What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
Randomize
