Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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