Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
I'm at a crab and wine festival with my dad. He just introduced me as his girlfriend to all of his co-workers. I am so drunk I thought he was serious.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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