My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
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