shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
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