: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
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