I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
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