I cockslap morals
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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