Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
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