You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
Randomize
