i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Randomize
