What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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