She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
So squirting runs in the family.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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