I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
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