Her vagina should come with caution tape.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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