I molested 6 butterflies tonight
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
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