I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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