But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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