Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
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