Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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