Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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