I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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