I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
I'm getting married
To pizza
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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