Whatcha textin bout Willis?
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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