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he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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