yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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