Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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