my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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