I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
Actions speak louder than pants.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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