If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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