So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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