I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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