: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
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