i jhust puked up my retainher.
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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