The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
Alive.
So much puke
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
Randomize
