This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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