i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
Bring me that man meat
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
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